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Old 09-06-2009, 08:57 PM
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I'm very worried about Marmite, Has anybody seen him.

I think he's going to eat his dogs
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:24 AM
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Unhappy "Missing Marmite"

Hi Plot1,
I was only saying to my oh last night, how strange it was that Mr Marmite has been reported AWOL.
I have left a message at number "28" (Lilo Lils) under the mat, but alas,as yet no reply.
He must have a valid excuse, he does not like to be away from here too long.
"Mrs Marmite" might know??
The place is not the same without him,, "Marmite" where are you??

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Old 10-06-2009, 02:05 PM
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Hello Paul,

He's upto something, I know he is. I've heard down the grape vine, He's fitted starting blocks to his astro turf, and is training his runner to catch his greyhounds. Those greyhound cabbages are funny old dogs. He's also using kangaroo poo to get his beens to jump higher up the poles.
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:46 PM
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Hi again,
"Lilo Lil" at number 28, says she has not seen him??
No Holiday forms found, no mention of duck feeding, plant watering while away? Perhaps he is on nightwatch?? "Very Suspicious" Are you related in some way?? stupo
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Old 10-06-2009, 06:24 PM
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Yes, we both live on Earth, Is that a picture of you? Look like a bl**din Badger He He
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Old 10-06-2009, 07:09 PM
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Hello every one. Did you miss me while I was away did you hang my picture on the wall. As to where I have been, thats a good question. First I have now finished Sonic Scamp and Spike's adventures book two. Second I have been looking a locations for a film to be made, white sand, sun, and blue sea. And trying to find a yacht for the film is not as easy as it seems. It would be cheaper for a good carpenter to build one. Thirdly it seems I was not the only one planting seeds this year my son has informed us his girlfriend is expecting a baby,at christmas, our first grand child, so I better start book three. Thank you for asking after me and Mrs Marmite. And Plot1 and I are not related in any way what so ever. Look after yourselfs and keep sane and safe. Regards from Mr and Mrs Marmite. --- PS stupo74 the lady at number 28 said you left no money and you ate all the bacon can you bring some round tomorrow same time.
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:54 PM
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Ave you been drinking! Stupo and and me were wondering where you were. We've reported you to the police for murder as your greyhounds appear to have disapeared. Sand, sun and blue seas, sounds like the fishponds on its way back with a paper boat. Congratulations on your Grand daughter to be. O and my mate stupo couldn't have had the bacon cus it disapeared the same time you did.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:06 PM
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Hello Plot1. I dont drink as my eyebrows always feel that they are burning, and its not the candle to close. I dont know if the baby is a boy or a girl. I do know its not a puppy, Sonic Scamp and Spike are looking forward to the birth around Christmas as they always go to see Father Christmas with me and Mrs Marmite. The old fish pond is full of veg and the grayhound cabbage is doing rearly well. As for my runners well enough said going to be a poor crop or do they grow underground as there is not much on top. Mrs Marmite is looking at a holiday brochure right now for a location to approve for filming. Number 28 had the police round today stayed a long time. I expect it was for tea and cakes. Regards Marmite.
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Oh, Hello Stranger,
Glad your back, but please inform us of any future hols booked, so we know you and "Mrs Marmite" are ok.
Plot1 and myself have been very worried, and as for "Lilo Lil" at number 28, the police have been to return the bacon, that turned back up, at the same time you did????? Lilo Lil and her sister,(legover Lucy) were quoted as saying
"He's a little eccentric" but he usually always pays on time????
Anyway "Welcome Back" both, talk to you soon, cheers paul, (stupo)
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Old 12-06-2009, 05:42 PM
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Ivor and Adora Handfull ( strictly veg mind)at no 26 are wondering whats going on. Somebody tell um before they'll call fire brigade.
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Old 12-06-2009, 07:28 PM
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Steady lads Lesley will ban us all. Mind you number 28 did like the badger shots.No remarks please I got a headache. I am off to start another thread. So keep looking. Regards from Marmite
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