What are friends for

[marmite]

Hello to you all. My very bestest friend (Who shall remain annomymous TONY)
Purchased a new Jag XF today and he would not collect the 6 bags of horse poo from his neighbours farm I wanted. Its only horse poo and it only smells a little bit. I did say I would buy him a air freashner.So what I ask is this should I forget the horse poo and put a stink bomb in the car under the hand brake or get the farmer to some poo put it in TONY's letter box with out my friend knowing. For those who dont know me I am only joking or am I. Best wishes to all and you TONY. Regards from Marmite.

[DavidT]

You could get a couple of ton tipped outside his front door while he`s swanning about in his Jag.

[marmite]

Hello David. How about some dumped next to the garage door with his car inside the garage. Then he will have to shovel it out of the way. David you are devious have you done this sort of thing before .Marmite

[stupo74]

Hi Mymate,
A little of that "Pooh" put on his doorstep, covered with a sheet of newspaper, you light the match, mrs marmite could ring the bell, then run like crazy, stopping for a quick look back, as the door opens, watching your mate stamping on the burning paper in his new slippers. How much would you be laughing??????
Regards, from stupo.

[DavidT]

Originally Posted by stupo74

Hi Mymate,
A little of that "Pooh" put on his doorstep, covered with a sheet of newspaper, you light the match, mrs marmite could ring the bell, then run like crazy, stopping for a quick look back, as the door opens, watching your mate stamping on the burning paper in his new slippers. How much would you be laughing??????
Regards, from stupo.

And I`M being called devious?

[marmite]

Well thanks for the tips TONY said if he can borrow his dads car he may bring them up. And he said, he dont read this forum tut tut.( good grammer). All is well here at home, Mrs Marmite looking as georgeous as ever. She has just had hair done, she went to the shop on her own a big step, me thinks. Off for our medication. Marmite

[marmite]

Its arrived,doesn't smell much will be storing it for a bit before laying on veg garden. I will let worms dig it in for me. From Marmite.

[stupo74]

Hi "Mymate,
I don't think "Mrs Marmite" will be too happy, you storing your "Muck" in the front room????? even if it dont smell much.?? while you go and lay on the veg patch, watching those, "Very Clever" worms that you have, digging???
Well, there is hope for me yet??? See you later, i'm off to have medication, before trying to locate, "Badger Training Schools" on the net,??????
Cheers, regards from stupo