Hello im back

[marmite]

Hello all. Just got back from testing beds for the nhs, hard or what. I will be around for a few more days yet

Dr. How are your bowls.
Patient. They open every day at 0730.
Dr. Good.
Patient. No its not as I dont wake up untill 0930.


Those surposatries what good do they do? You might just as well stick them up your a!!e.

Patient. Why have you just given me 3 ******.
Nurse. We have no sides for your bed and they will stop you falling out.

Smile and be happy you never know whats around the next corner. Marmite

[Shetty]

Good to hear from you again The forum was far too quiet

[Lesley Jay]

Hi there Marmite!! We've missed you!! I hope you are feeling great!!

[DavidT]

Good evening Marmite, glad you are back with us. For Bowls, read, bowels. Well I hope so, anyway, otherwise you are in the sh you know what.

[Eddie Spud]

Ayup Marmite

Glad to have you back.

So you have been making sure the NHS is working properly, have you. Now that is kind of you, hope the government are grateful to you. Marmite M.B.E. (How does that sound ).

"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Pull yourself together man."

"Doctor, people keep ignoring me."
"Next."

You are so right Marmite...Smile and keep on smiling - it just might catch on !

[stupo74]

Hi "Mymate",
Testing Beds???? Nice work if you can get it????
So thats where "Lil" gained her qualifications??

So you passed your M.O.T. Problems with your "sump" you say, might as well stick them up your "Harris"?????
If the tabs dont work mate, soapy suds & pipe come next???????
Glad your back, the place ain't the same without you???
Give regards to Mrs Marmite as well, cheers, stupo.

[marmite]

Thanks for the kind words.
I wish it was my sump end,thats easy to repair. I will not be able to look at kidneys in the supermarket with the same eyes again.So the MOT is still pending untill a few weeks time, I have a long way to go but they agreed I would be better at home then in hospital, running the ward and preforming surgery, that white coat came in handy. Lilo is now on christmas holiday, sking would you belive. She should be used to falling on her back. Look after yourselfs Marmite

[God-Comes]

hello back

LOL

[stupo74]

Hi Marmite,



Welcome Back, from "Badger Bob"